November 2011
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September 2011
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Tardis Cat playpen →
Now the internets can end.
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August 2011
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July 2011
23 posts
Just sent my Dad a text message saying:
“Hi, dead fish in the sink, kitchen covered in dead ants. What time are you back? Love kerry”
This is one of my more rational text messages.
I got home from work to find the kitchen covered...
After slowly closing the door and proceeding to rock backwards and forwards in the lounge, I got around to giving myself a pep talk. This consisted of:
Brain: They’re more scared of you than you are of them.
Me: Fuck you Brain, I’m outnumbered.
Brain: Get the bug spray.
Me: But… it’s in the kitchen (several minutes of me wondering if I could manage to never again go in...
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15 Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent →
asahiggs:
nevver:
1. Zhaghzhagh (Persian) The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage. 2. Yuputka (Ulwa) A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin. 3. Slampadato (Italian) Addicted to the infra-red glow of tanning salons? This word describes you. 4. Luftmensch (Yiddish) The Yiddish have scores of words to describe...
I have just weighed my fully packed suitcase. It...
How is this possible?! I must find more crap to put in it, I plan to take full advantage of my 20kg limit.
June 2011
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Why Does The Pillow Never Stay Cool?
fakescience:
I cleaned the car yesterday.
It then proceeded to rain for the next 4 hours. Which washed loads of moss off the roof of the house and onto the car. It looks like things are growing on it. The Power Picanto is now more dirty than ever. British weather = Epic fail.
9 sleeps until Vancouver
I’ve practically packed everything already. I’m never this organised. Something is very wrong. I may have to decopatch some cardboard animals to calm myself down.
